The Quest For Classic Comics Continues…
“Silence, please, everyone! I’ve been a little worried about how to tell you this … but, in my identity as Carter Hall, I’m going to enlist in the US Army!” – Hawkman.
And with this bombshell, so begins “Never Step On A Feathered Serpent!” the fifth issue of All-Star Squadron, a title whose debut ish (in September 1981) – with its mix of of superheroes and World War II history developed into an unputdownable phenomenon in the Bradhouse.
My only regret is that (apart from #10, ten years later), no further ishs could be found.
Staying in the UK on extended leave, belaboured over the bonce by the Mace of Nostalgia, yours truly set aside this Summer to finally track down those comic classics from the so-called “Bronze Age” that eluded me all those moons ago, as well as checking out previously unseen titles.
Three months ago, perusing the back ish departments of some handy awemongers’ emporiums in London, the ball started rolling with the purchases of All-Star Squadron, #s 5 & 7.
Was it a good start?
- Squadron scrambled, or brain scrambled?
Amazingly imagineered by the invincible creative team of Roy Thomas and Rich Buckler, its reserved status in my collection is well-assured! But equally astounded at how this ish could have slipped past my Radar of Ninth Metal back in the day…
#7 is equally compelling, with the introduction of the Nazi costumed super-villain: Baron Blitzkrieg!
Already looking forward to snapping up further ishs of this great title!
“I’ll have to hit-and-run – use my speed and Kree-training to counter his brute strength – and try to wear him down!” – Ms. Marvel.
Ms. Marvel #15 (March 1978)
“Carol Danvers a woman who had it made – until the day radiation from an exploding alien machine gave her the skills and powers of a Kree Warrior, plus an uncanny Seventh Sense – transforming a human woman into… a heroine!”
With a proposed Ms. Marvel movie in the works, now would be a good time to catch up and get to know her – if anything, isn’t everyone curious to find out what radiation from an exploding alien machine does to you? Moreover, this Seventh Sense – it sounds groovy! – could we have some?
The woman with the Kree powers must battle Tiger Shark. This villain looks supercool on that dynamic cover (see above) and makes for a mighty antagonist inside.
The script is provided by Chris Claremont – always a big plus in my book!
But when you consider the premise: woman in leotard is punched and has cars hurled at her by lunatic dressed as a shark…
- Marvelous, or Ms. Fire?
Despite this dodgy premise, this ish is fab; the art by Mooney & DeZuniga is great, and there is a craving for more of this title.
Please note: his captive (who turns out to be the cousin of Namor – y’know: The Sub-Mariner!) is actually fully-clothed during the few panels in which she appears, so no fish-scale bikinis or strategically-placed hubcaps herein…
“The thing is: that’s my Mom up there! What’s come over her since she won the Earth election?” – Colossal Boy.
Legion of Super-Heroes was a title hugely enjoyed as a nipper. Now, an irresistible curiosity to find out what other ishs looked like spurred me on. #273 was the ish selected.
Such characters as Wildfire and Tyroc were as cool as fudge, while others such as Bouncing Boy and Matter-Eater Lad(!) made the title unintentionally hilarious.
One member of the Legion of Super-Heroes stood apart from the others: a graceful figure with a stunning pair of wings, her name was Dawnstar – or as her co-Legionnaire: the blond, green-skinned Brainiac 5 called her “Dawny.”
Hey, just be thankful this Post was not entitled Finding Dawny – jeez, that sounds as corny as heck…!
- So, Legend, or just leggo…?
What a swiz – she’s not in it!
Undoubtedly, this is a compelling epic, bristling with drama!; intrigue!; the craziest super-cozzies you will ever see! And the story-line involving a revered Legionnaire framed for murder, wasn’t bad, but considering the immensity of the issue, and a high turn-out, where was the yellow, tassled one?
By the Black Nebula! It feels like your correspondent has been stood up…
That other strong fave, Wildfire, barely got a look-in either.
Its been great to look at art not seen for 35 years – one or two other ishs will certainly be tracked down…
Even if it is just to see her again…
“I am Gaius Tiberius Augustus Agrippa! I am power! – What kind of beings are you? Is all the world now the domain of monsters?” –
During online research for comic art a few years back, my trail led to pages for an ish of Fantastic Four. Although not a fan of this so-called “World’s Greatest Comic,” both pen an’ pencilling duties for #241 (April 1982) belonged to the legendary John Byrne.
In “Render Unto Caesar,” S.H.I.E.L.D. has detected a mysterious power source emanating from the interior of Africa. With the aid of the Black Panther, the Fantastic Four go to investigate and discover – “Jupiter!” – a being, once a soldier in a distant outpost of Emperor Caligula. Almost two millennia ago, he stumbled upon alien technology to create a fabulous city, more splendid than the Roman Empire at its height.
He even neutralises the Fantastic Four’s superpowers. Irate at being selected to be his “Empress,” Sue Storm removes his golden helmet, only to find that- ha! Well, don’t let me spoil it for you!
- Really Fantastic, or just a 4-letter word?
When this Summer of nostalgic comic-collecting set forth, a mental note was taken to look out especially for this one.
That priority was well-rewarded.
Yes! Fantastic by name – undeniably fantastic by nature. With terrific guest-star appearances by Nick Fury and the Black Panther – two characters high on my Wanted list, this story: “Render Unto Caesar” is an absolute classic.
Particularly enjoyed the amusing nod to Raiders (above), a light moment that presents its creator perfectly at the height of his enchanting powers.
Feel the Byrne!
“The X-Men would have trained me to use my mutant abilities more efficiently… If only I had joined them when I had the chance!” – Dazzler.
Dr. Doom happened to be one of those characters sought after 30+ years ego, but never got him – could not find the relevant ish of the Fantastic Four that featured him.
Dazzler was a cult figure – “gifted” with the ability to convert sound into dazzling light – who got her own solo series.
The Monarch of Latveria guest-stars in #s 3 & 4. Ended up picking up the latter (it has a slightly more thrilling cover).
- So, truly dazzling, or just dazzled off?
Nah, this is not one of my better purchases.
The art by Frank Springer is good enough, but the prospect of a cutie mutie (…on frickin’ roller skates, fer cryin’ aht lowd!) never excited me even way back when yours truly was cute an’ supple enough to arse about with frickin’ roller skates.
White flares are no match for a yellow, tassled cozzie. Any day…
Good Grud, this is precisely the sort of infantile mag a chap of my age should not be bothering with – so will sell this on asap!
If a character as lame as this could get her own series… and a popular fave such as Dr. Doom – or Dawnstar, for that matter! -couldn’t, well…
Undeterred, my quest – delving further into the dense jungle of back issues – continues…
“This is one time… all the words in the Universe aren’t enough…” – Dazzler.