I Am Groovy, Like My Father Before Me!
“I am Auda abu Tayi! Does Auda serve? Does Auda abu Tayi serve? I carry 23 great wounds, all got in battle. 75 men have I killed with my own hands in battle. I scatter, I burn my enemies’ tents! I take away their flocks and herds. The Turks pay me a golden treasure, yet I am poor! Because I am A RIVER TO MY PEOPLE!!” – Auda abu Tayi.
Hard to believe that my father – former globe-trotting RAF sergeant and Jedi Knight – passed away on this day 10 years ago.
Considering how difficult it has been trying to concentrate on writing anything else this week, this Post seemed like an ideal celebration to compile.
Having had absolutely no paternal guidance himself, he sometimes found it difficult to be Dad – “I’m just making it up as I go along, man” 🙂 Whatever problems or disagreements we had, it would only take one of us to suggest: “Let’s watch a movie” and everything would revert to being as right as rain again.
He really digged a smart script – he constantly criticised my short stories, complaining about the drab dialogue, constantly advising me to listen –always listen – to the way people talked. Thus, he picked up some iconic one-liners along the way, many of which are included here.
He appreciated some really fine performances, most notably: Eli Wallach (as Tuco) in The Good, The Bad And the Ugly (1967); Robert Lacey (as Toht) in Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981); and Robert De Niro in practically everything he did! But mainly the Godfather Part II (1974), Midnight Run (1988) and Heat (1995).
Possibly the most impressive performance he ever watched came from Anthony Quinn as Arabian tribal chief: Auda abu Tayi in Lawrence Of Arabia (1962). To us, that will stand forever as the Greatest Movie Ever Made – Quinn alone could easily have filled this Top 10 list (but of those few good clips, none of them stay online for long)
Today, you could have been treated to: the Top 10 Planes That Dad Loved To Fly. However, guessing that you probably wouldn’t recognise most of them anyway (for those of you taking notes, No.1 happened to be the de Havilland DH 98 Mosquito 😉 ) instead, this list will just have to suffice.
10. “Don’t sweat it!”
Southern Comfort (1981)
Paris Texas (1984) was one of those great Americana movies we enjoyed together, mainly because of that haunting soundtrack by Ry Cooder.
My father had been THAT CLOSE to getting a job Stateside, but after that fell through, he “disappeared,” trying to travel as much overland as possible. So when we found Ry Cooder attached to the soundtrack of this thriller set in the Louisana bayou, we thot we’d give it a go.
Mostly, a mean, moody and magnificent work, but the last ten minutes was a revelation. For the next few months, my quest for Cajun LPs stretched far and wide…
Cajun Trapper: “I ain’t gonna kill y’all if I don’t gotta… you got a bayou over dere… take it… stay to the west side… you’re gonna find a road about a mile up dere.”
Hardin: “Do you mind tellin’ us what the Hell this is all about?”
Cajun Trapper: “It real simple… we live back in here… dis is our home, and nobody don’t fuck with us… Now, if I was you all, I’d quit askin’ questions and haul ass… ’cause my buddies… dey not nice like me.”
Hardin: “Are we supposed to say thanks?”
Cajun Trapper: “You not supposed to say nuttin’… soldier.”
9. “War changes men’s natures…”
Breaker Morant (1979)
An anti-war war movie set during the Boer War (1899-1902) based on a true story.
Dad stayed up well after his bedtime, completely absorbed in this courtroom drama (and he detested courtroom dramas!) that featured one of the most notorious cases of military injustice.
And at breakfast the next morning, he couldn’t help but go on and on about it. Would have bunked off school that morning, just to listen to his enthusiasm all the way until lunchtime, if Mum hadn’t told me to skedaddle.
We regarded this as the greatest Australian movie ever made. Yes, that’s right, we thought it’s even better than Mad Max!
“It really ain’t the place nor time to reel off rhyming diction,
But yet we’ll write a final rhyme while awaiting crucifixion.
For we bequeath a parting tip of sound advice for such men
Who come in transport ships to polish off the Dutchmen.
If you encounter any Boers, you really must not loot ’em,
And if you wish to leave these shores, for pity’s sake, don’t shoot ’em.
Let’s toss a bumper down our throat before we pass to Heaven,
And toast a trim-set petticoat we leave behind in Devon” – Lt. Harry Morant.
8. Litmus Configuration
Midnight Run (1988)
A cool, entertaining and highly recommended buddy comedy – how many times did this grace our VCR?! It got to the stage where we could hurl whole sections of dialogue at each other, and still never get tired of watching the actual movie.
The amazing – yet under-rated – Charles Grodin only had to walk through the door into this scene and Dad was already in stitches.
1:24 always cracked him up even more:
“YOU GUYS ARE THE DUMBEST BOUNTY HUNTERS I’VE EVER SEEN! YOU COULDN’T EVEN DELIVER A BOTTLE OF MILK!” – Jonathan “The Duke” Mardukas.
7. “Wake up, time to die!”
Blade Runner (1982)
My father loved to read Philip K Dick’s novels, so couldn’t wait to watch the TV premiere of Blade Runner.
So much has been written about its influential visual futurism, but it was one of the replicants: not the obvious choice: Roy Batty, but Leon, played by the crazy-eyed Brion James who Dad paid particular attention to. His role as the one-armed Cajun trapper in Southern Comfort was the other reason why we watched that movie!
Always dig that mo @ 0:35 – when Dekard draws his gun and Leon immediately bats it away.
As Dad so eloquently put it: “Way too cool, man!”
Leon: “What do you mean, I’m not helping?”
Holden: “I mean: you’re not helping! Why is that, Leon?”
6. La Golondrina
The Wild Bunch (1969)
Yeah, this is the typical “Dad Movie” alright.
Expect nothing less than one long gore-fest cram-packed with incredibly stylised bloody action sequences in Sam Peckinpah’s infamous masterpiece: The Wild Bunch.
And yet its most peaceful moment, when the bunch are riding off to certain death, that really struck a chord with Dad. He instantly fell in love with La Golondrina (The Swallow); it’s a Mexican tune written in the 19th century.
Had to take note of its time on our tape whenever he often requested just “THAT MOMENT from The Wild Bunch.”
“Very smart. That’s very smart for you damn gringos…”
Dutch Engstrom: “They’ll be waitin’ for us.”
Pike Bishop: “I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
5. The Imperial March
The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
You may already know how this blogger was blessed to have gawped at the original Star Wars trilogy in the cinemas on their respective original releases.
Even more exuberant to have a father who – for the next three decades – never failed to admit how glad he was to have taken me (and several excitable chums from school on numerous occasions!) and share the joy to be had from that galaxy far far away.
(For the record, his fav “character” – you’d never guess! – turned out to be Salacious B. Crumb – HA!)
So many thrilling individual moments to choose from…
He loved that now-legendary shot of Luke gazing into the twin suns and EVERY SINGLE TIME it came on, he’d whistle along to the Tatooine Theme, but the Imperial March provoked a more striking action: EVERY SINGLE TIME we reached 1:27, Dad would start slamming his heel into the floor in time to the Imperial beat. Hannibal (our tabby cat) could sense that particular disturbance in the Force comin’ – honestly, he never fled THAT FAST in sheer terror from any other movie…
“You found something?” 😉
Darth Vader: “The Rebels are alerted to our presence. Admiral Ozzel came out of lightspeed too close to the system.”
General Veers: “He… he felt surprise was wiser…”
Darth Vader: “He is as clumsy as he is stupid! General… prepare your troops for a surface attack.”
General Veers: “Yes, my Lord.”
4. The Smoker
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
Arguably, the coolest western ever made.
Dad taped this for me during my last year at junior school; he’d enjoyed watching this in an open-air screening in Yemen back in ’68. Gian Maria Volonte as El Indio, was one of Dad’s fav villains. Which of his scenes to select?
But then memories of how Dad laughed every time Klaus Kinski appeared, especially here @ 0:10.
This scene is probably the most TENSE confrontation in movie history.
Saw a lot of my father in Colonel Douglas Mortimer (Lee van Cleef): true gentleman; expert marksman; absolute BADASS!
Wild, The Hunchback: “Well well, if it isn’t the smoker. Well… Remember me, amigo? ‘Course you do. El Paso.”
Col. Douglas Mortimer: “It’s a small world.”
Wild, The Hunchback: “Yes, and very, very bad. Now come on, you light another match.”
Col. Douglas Mortimer: “I generally smoke just after I eat. Why don’t you come back in about ten minutes?”
Wild, The Hunchback: “Ten minutes you’ll be smoking in hell. GET UP!”
3. “When you cast it in, what did you see?”
Not only were we entranced by this stupendous and spellbinding retelling of the legend of King Arthur, but we were gobsmacked by the music of Richard Wagner. Siegfied’s Funeral March, especially, had quite an inspirational and spiritual hold over both of us.
With its almost ethereal imagery, and powerful performances, this was John Boorman’s masterpiece.
Studying ancient British history – and the legends/mythology stemming from these isles – became our joint mission; and Excalibur brought the two of us even closer together.
Now you know why this movie is played in Brad Manor every year on the fifth night of the second month…
Uther: “The sword. You promised me the sword!”
Merlin: “And you shall have it; but to heal, not to hack. Tomorrow, a truce; we meet at the river.”
Uther: “Talk. Talk is for lovers, Merlin. I need the sword to be king!”
2. “Bet you were thinking: now why don’t he write?”
Dances With Wolves (1990)
Aow, it really is getting more emotional now…
My father’s final trip to the cinema came in January 1991. Dances With Wolves satisfied his fascination for American Civil War history, and marked the directorial debut of Kevin Costner, whose The Untouchables (1987) we had enjoyed immensely.
Dad always remarked out loud at the superb training of Two Socks. Except for our last viewing together @ Christmas 2008 – it would mark the final viewing session we shared together, but by that time, he was too weak to keep awake through most of it…
Oh, THAT music:
“There’s a wolf who seems intent on the goings-on here. It does not seem inclined to be a nuisance however, and aside from Cisco has been my only company. He’s appeared each afternoon for the past two days. He has two milky-white paws. If he comes calling tomorrow, I will name him Two Socks” – John Dunbar.
1. Bad To The Bone
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
His favourite movie star.
His favorite rock song.
So when these two most formidable entities in the universe collided in our living room back in ’91, it became one of those life-affirming moments. Heck, with Arnie’s shot-gun twirl, the big rig carnage on the LA freeway and many more energetic sequences, will never forget how Dad kept jumping out of his armchair.
The Original Brad To The Bone 🙂
As that other “great old man” once said: “he was the best pilot in the galaxy and a good friend.”
He always told me: NEVER GIVE UP, and yet he gave up a career in the RAF to become a full-time Dad.
In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.
“No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative,” or some shit like that. You say “no problemo.” And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say “eat me.” And if you want to shine them on it’s “hasta la vista, baby”
Gordon Bradford (4 December 1925 – 6 February 2009).