Ant-Man And The Wasp: The Bradscribe Review

A Sting In The Tale 

“My initial reaction – do not tell Marvel! – was: “I don’t want to do a stupid superhero movie.” And my manager said: “Paul Rudd will be starring.” What…? It really intrigued me. So I watched some Marvel films and and I just thought what they were doing was so unique and fun” – Evangeline Lilly. 


2018 will be remembered as the year of both billion-dollar buddies: Black Panther and Avengers: Infinity War.  

Such a shame that most people aren’t likely to recall Ant-Man And The Wasp. 

My main memory forever-entwined with this – the 20th instalment of the Marvel Cinematic Universe – will be the bonkers decision to delay it’s release in the UK cos we Brits were supposed to be too busy watching the World Cup to consider donating to Disney. 

So was it worth the extra month’s wait?

Nah, not really. 

Ant-Man And The Wasp is an adequate action/adventure SF yarn: Little Big Man (played as amiably as usual by Paul Rudd) has been on house arrest for the past two years enacting fantasy adventures around his gaff with his daughter Cassie (Abby Ryder Fortson). If the entire movie looked as awesome as their rad helter skelter, this would be UP there with this year’s heavy-hitters, but in the end it didn’t leave me buzzing (arf, arf, arf!) 

Who is with me as regards the current banal state of huge, often nonsensical, summer blockbusters where the only reaction it incites involves nothing more than an indifferent shrug, and the (snide) comment:

“Yeah, the visual fx were amazing, but… …”?

In this case, size DOES matter.

“I can definitely phase through things. Absolutely loved every second of it… Creating even the style of how your character fights. Everyone has their own different style” – Hannah John-Kamen. 

Ant-Man And The Wasp is, at once, one of these fascinating, yet frustrating, movies.

This is best exemplified by the main antagonist: Ghost – a stunning character with a baffling matter-distorting (dis)ability that both enhances and hurts her. Tragic backstory, cool costume (hey! gotta look good for that Funko Pop! figure), intense performance (by Hannah John-Kamen): all those boxes ticked off, but what ticked me off is how she barely registers on the wow-factor. After the impressive upgrades in badassery such as: Hela, Erik Killmonger and – whisper him – Thanos, it looks like the MCU has already settled back to presenting bland and instantly forgettable villains. 

Had expected (hoped?Evangeline Lilly’s Hope to really come to the fore and steal all of Ant-Man’s scenes – this is, after all, the first Marvel movie in TEN years to have a superheroine’s name in the title. On the contrary, with Daddy giving her directions while she’s obsessed with finding Mummy, this is hardly a resounding triumph for the #Time’sUp campaign.

Michelle Pfeiffer looks great, but then, she always did. No seriously, if Janet Pym had been granted more substantial input, with tough and touching dialogue pivotal to the plot, then yours truly would be more than happy to discuss Pfeiffer’s role rather than Pfeiffer’s looks. Is this not the same Janet Pym who was a founding member of the Avengers, even becoming their Chairman back in the ’80s?! Her character deserves so much more than the scant attention afforded her here.

Watching more substantial flashbacks of Janet would certainly be preferable to sitting through “the three wombats” (as Hank so eloquently dissed them) Honestly, why did they have to be brought back?! Exclude Michael Pena, and the other two completely unfunny (even Thanos garnered more giggles, fer cake’s sake!ethnic representatives = the movie would not be affected. In any way.

As it is, alas, Michelle Pfeiffer appears in the briefest “remember me?” cameo, and can now state how proud she is “to be part of the MCU.” Surely this is a classic case of: she IS big, it’s the pictures that got smaller…? 

“We start the movie and… I am not living a heroic life… We [Hank, Hope and Iare not on the best of terms because of what I put them through by going to Germany. Throughout the course of the film we’re starting to click and get cool with each other” – Paul Rudd. 

Despite grumpy ol’ Brad’s angst for the ants (you can’t tell by reading this, but Ant-Man is, actually, one of my all-time favourite comic characters, being among the very first to grab my attention back in the day) there are still some groovy moments to savour here:

a top secret lab complex that can shrink to resemble cabin baggage; Dr. Hank Pym (Michael Douglas) locking ant-lers 😉 with former partner Bill Foster (Laurence Fishburne); the awe-inspiring minutiae of the Quantum Realm itself (those Tardigrades!!); the above chase scene, and – oh yes – this reviewer finally got to behold a giant ant playing a drum kit (that’s another ambition to cross off the list – yay! 🙂 )

Speaking of post-cred scenes, could anybody tell me why Scott returned to the Quantum Realm AGAIN? Yes, that’s right: my view – and concentration – became impaired by a steady stream of punters lurching towards the EXIT. The sanctity of the modern MCU post-creds teaser counts for nuthin compared to the need to get out of that multi-storey car park first!

Intriguingly, did the Quantum Realm somehow spare Scott from the “Snapture”…? 

One more thing: 

after TWO Ant-movies, where oh where is Adam And The Ants’ Antmusic on the soundtrack?! Come ON! Talk about opportunity missed! 

This is one of those movies that adequately helps pass the time, but you won’t be tempted to race back to watch it again immediately. 

As for its position in the Bradscribe MCU Countdown?

Not in my Top 10, that’s for sure. 

Should have known that working up any eager ant-icipation (again) would lead to joy as miniscule as Hank’s Dinky Toys collection. 

Only moderate insects appeal.


“I got something kinda BIG, but I don’t know how long I can hold it…” 


“Don’t tread on an ant
He’s done nothing to you
There might come a day
when he’s treading on you!

“Don’t tread on an ant
You’ll end up black and blue
Cut off his head
Legs come looking for you!

“So unplug the jukebox
and do us all a favour
That music’s lost its taste
so try another flavour



9 thoughts on “Ant-Man And The Wasp: The Bradscribe Review

  1. I’m currently in the middle of writing my own review for this one. I wasn’t that impressed either. It was a nice film, okayish, but for me one of the weakest installments so far in the Marvel cinematic universe. Oh well…after all the cool film we have had, I guess it’s okay for Marvel to have a bit of a mediocre installment for once 😉

    • Thank u, Michel!
      Ditch the wombats, add more Janet Pym; more science, less silliness, and u would have a lot better movie!
      And u think, even if it had been handled competently, it still would not match Infinity War!
      Looking forward to your Review! 🙂
      Bless u

  2. Great review! A fun film, but sadly a little forgettable, at least for me. The original “Ant-Man” is one of my favorite MCU films, actually, but I won’t be pulling this new one off the DVD shelf as often. 😦 On a brighter note, I got a copy of Infinity War yesterday, so I’m looking forward to watching it tonight!

    • Thanks, Ash!
      You’re still going to get Ant-Man And The Wasp on DVD even tho it is a little forgettable?
      Reckon Ant-Man – especially the Quantum Realm – will play a crucial role in Avengers 4

      Yay to Infinity War!
      Intrigued by the rumour going around that Loki is NOT dead – it was a false projection that Thanos dealt with, and Loki escaped to Earth in the guise of Bruce Banner (hence the inability to change into the Hulk)?!
      Once a Trickster, always a Trickster?
      He’s already faked his own demise in Thor: Dark World – and remember what he said in the original Avengers:
      “Are you ever not going to fall for that?” 😉

      • Ha ha, I have purchased every other MCU DVD, so I will probably get this new one too, just so that I have a complete collection. 😉

        Interesting theory about Loki, had not heard that one before! I am very curious to see how everything plays out in part 2!

      • Can we expect a photo portrait of that formidable 20-DVD Collection in your blog any time soon? 🙂
        I am trying not to ponder Part 2 so much as we still have several months to wait/agonise until its release!
        Here’s hoping that the Captain Marvel movie (in Feb) will be more worth our while than Ant-Man And Th Wasp!

      • Ha ha, I’m at the point where I am having to double-stack my DVDs on my shelf, because I’m running out of room. A new shelf may be in order soon! 😉

        I’m already looking forward to Captain Marvel…hopefully we’ll get a trailer soon!

      • Thanks, Ash!
        Sorry for the late reply, it’s all go around here.
        Ha, I’m having to triple-stack!
        Captain Marvel is a crazy character, don’t know what to expect from the movie (but preferably something a tad better than Ant-Man And The Wasp) – you’ll be getting a profile of him/her on this site at some point! 🙂

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