Qwerty Dancing: The Curse Of NaNoWriMo

Are You Prepared To Stand Up And Fight The Battle Between Write And Wrong? 

The first sentence of every novel should be: ‘Trust me, this will take time but there is order here, very faint, very human'” – Michael Ondaatje. 

Since the last ‘Scribe Post, Brad has committed murder.

What, again?! 

Well, yes.

No matter how you look at it, that particular devious miscreant had it coming. 

Does the fact that he was NOT human lessen the shock…? 

Truly, as writers, we are Lords Of Our Own Creation(s). 

We have conjured fantastic worlds before dinner, despatched heroes on fabulous quests before teatime, even created and – oh yes – killed off the most groovy – or garish – character(s) during the midnight hour.

Forgive me for the prolooooonged absence, but this hapless cake-scoffing fool though it would be a blastha! – to shut himself away within his Sanctum Sanctorum, participate in the whole NaNoWriMo thing, and, mayhap, attempt to rectify the minimal progress made on MY OWN NOVEL recently.

By Jove, what a discombobulation!

Unbeknownst to me, the whole horrendous cavalcade dwindled into something more infuriating than the lousiest Transformers movie, AND got tougher than any holiday camp…

Barely got out of November with life – and sanity – intact.

As that other writer named Brad said: “we should be continually jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.” 

Aha!

That would explain why my snidely-regarded intuitive brain seems smashed to pieces and my legendary ripped bod feels absolutely shattered. 

So, released this Post (still took too many days to get back to this Bradform!) to reassure you that Brad is STILL HERE, but – by Aquaman’s quindent! – only just…

“There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are” – W. Somerset Maugham. 

Just two Summers ago, the itch to write novel struck me. But which one? 

TWO choices lay before me.

Should it be that futuristic noir thriller concerning bounty hunters? Or should it be that historical mystery tour inspired by the local medieval studies recently preoccupying my working hours?

In an ingenious twist – as deft as some of the greatest plotlines in SF history – an easy solution presented itself = combine BOTH into one unprecedented framework. Thus, The Monastikon Chronicles emerged. Brother Brad hunts the unearthly wraiths, who infiltrated 12th century English society in human guise. To read how this concept came to be, see here; to follow how chapters of my novel are developing, see here:

The first week of NaNoWriMo began encouragingly enough – filling in some narrative gaps; fleshing out some peripheral characters promoted to more vital roles; as well as finally dealing with one mischievous monk (not the first, but will he be the last…?) who turned out to be something completely different… 

So far, so groovy.

The third week, however, was spent wondering where in blazes did the second week whizz off to at such an incredible rate. Bah…

And the last week of November?

My main concern focussed on trying not to pass out at my desk…

Actually, by this stage it had got to the point where not a single coherent sentence could be formed, let alone any powerful passages of pulsating prose be produced – so what bare modicum of creative faculties remained were plied instead into sketching until December mercifully rolled into view…

But nevertheless, to experiment with language. 

Twist and turn the imagination. Then slip and slide it in other directions. 

Conjure the most bizarre characters and let them perform the most unexpected actions.

Traverse the plot in totally, radically, unforeseen directions. 

Let the material run RAMPANT. It is, after all, MY novel!

To plunge headlong into all the above opportunities? 

How could one NOT resist? 

Such strenuous mental endeavours exercised (exorcised…?) at a daily rate? For one month?

Yikes, not the piece of cake one thought it would be.

Anyway, same time, next year, then?!

“I should flamin’ coco!” as Billy Shakespeare ‘isself was wont to say… 

“Practice any art, no matter how well or badly, not to get money or fame, but to experience becoming, to find out what’s inside you, to make your soul grow” – Kurt Vonnegut.  

Yay, another completed (and legibleBradscribe Post – after too many weeks, it doesn’t seem possible, does it? 

Hark!

We can just about hear someone clapping nervously in Row Z… 

WHO CARES if this blog is doomed NEVER to receive more than 200 Followers? 

NEVER MIND, Brad knew from the startFOUR YEARS ago(!) – that he was never going to be No.1, or considered among the “best,” or most popular bloggers out there, but even so…

The novel has stalled in the same way that the blog posts have slowed: will ANY readers show up to read my stuff…?

Having made no progress with several rudimentary Posts this past fortnight – could not even compile that Post entitled: No Justice For Brad! (discussing why the Justice League movie would not even get a cinema visit, let alone a Bradscribe Review!) – plus, the immutable low and discouraging state of my Stats, it got to the point: should Bradscribe be discontinued?

No need to make this “crisis” into a drama – these low spirits should be attributed to low energy, nothing more. 

Ultimately, in what has proved to be a physically and mentally trying eighteen months for yours truly, these past few weeks turned out to be a most welcome break – a chance to recharge.

Now is the time to rebound!

Brad may not make a difference, but he’ll certainly make a scene. Or three. 

Just keep on pressing Publish, and if HARDLY ANYBODY wants to read, then so be it… 

But surely, writing an unread piece of work is far preferable than never to have toiled and troubled to produce one at all…right?

WRITE!

 

For all of you who may have struggled with NaNoWriMo last month – or those of you who have wrestled with writer’s block – this, my friends, is our Anthem: 

“You want the reader to remember. You want her to be changed. Or better still, to want to change…

“Never forget that a story begins long before you start it and ends long after you end it. Allow your reader to walk out from your last line and into her own imagination. Find some last-line grace. This is the true gift of writing…

“Your last line is the first line for everybody else” – Colum McCann. 

 

23 thoughts on “Qwerty Dancing: The Curse Of NaNoWriMo

  1. Welcome back, Brad! Congratulations on NaNoWriMo! Making it through is an accomplishment! I haven’t tried it but imagine it’s a whole lot of pressure. I’ve heard that it’s best to have an outline going in. Some even have completed drafts and work on editing.
    I’m happy to see you hopping around again. 🙂

    • Thanks. Danica.
      I don’t need this pressure – it just makes my standard of fiction go down.
      Sure I had an outline, but that has had to b revised – stuck w too many ideas that didn’t turn out th way I hoped
      They say that if u take a lengthy break, u can come back w a fresh mind – we shall see!
      Bless u

      • That’s a good point. NaNoWriMo probably helps writers who need pressure. You’re pretty self-motivated.
        Too many ideas happened to me as well with my work-in-progress. Then the story veered off in a direction I wasn’t expecting and became too crowded with too many new characters waltzing in. I decided it must be the makings of separate stories. I’ll sort it out in the new year. 🙂
        A break is an excellent idea, after all that intensity. Get your equilibrium back and return to your stories with a new perspectives.

      • Thanks again
        No matter how much th novel stalls, my short fiction never encounters any problems!
        Tried tackling my novel in th form of 12 inter-connected short stories, but that doesn’t work either
        U become too crowded w too many new characters (waltzing in) cos of your infectious personality, Danica.
        What’s it like to be popular?
        Bless u

      • The right format will come to you.
        You’re a gem, Brad! Thanks so much for the wonderful compliment. Popular, well maybe with the hedgehog… when I have mealworms!

  2. I tried NaNoWriMo a couple years ago. It ended up being a bust and the story sits unfinished in my graveyard of computer files. But it was a fun attempt that eventually led to me dusting off a two part space opera I wrote during high school/college. I found my writing back then was pretty unpolished and melodramatic 😉 ha ha but it’s been fun chopping up those old paragraphs and rewriting the story. I don’t know what I’ll do with it when I’m finished (it may become a trilogy now). But for now I’m just enjoying the fun of writing with no particular deadline. Keep up the good work on your own writing projects!

    • Thanks Ash, thot u might find this one interesting.
      Happy to say that I can now incorporate abandoned plotlines into my Fartlighter Bradventures – got 3 such posts in th works: a space western, a romcom and a prison break! Hopefully I can incorporate my own artwork into them as well!
      Thank u – as always – for your support and encouragement
      Bless u

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